...dahil gabi na...

Mga kalokohang ym stat :

chrys: binibini na kita
todz: isa kang sweet corn

red: wah, hindi ako mommy
todz: mommy man or daddy, either ways, she's still your baby

wigi: malamig,masarap ang may kayakap
red: malamig, gusto ko ng kayakap
todz: ayos, magyakapan na kayo red at sir

wali: malamig, buti na lang may kayakap
todz (nag im) :ayown
wali (im din) : sabi ko lang may kayakap, di ko naman sinabing ako

tayap: wala daw pasok bukas (madaming nabiktima neto)

at huli na..
todz: meron akong inferiority complex,inferior ako sa mga requirements ko, superior kasi sila sakin, sila ang boss
franz: edi takutin mo. sabihin mo: requirements, sige ka! hindi kita gagawin! umayos ayos ka

haha,balik thesis na, may 180 mp pa,tas 135,tas thesis ulit,tas 133 tas 131.

...i yahoo me...

tamang trip..tinype ko ang buo kong pangalan sa yahoo search

at eto na nga...


hahaha...oo..ako nga yan..binuo ba naman pangalan ko eh, may kawala pa ba ako. mga pagkakamali nga naman sa buhay..dapat tinatawanan na lang.

...haberdey...

It's my birthday so I am entitled to an ultramelodramatic crap

So here goes...

Pusong sugatan
Kasiyaha's inaasam
Kaya sa aking kaarawan
Ako'y paunlakan
Maraming birthday gifts
Ako'y padalhan

yey happy birthday me. go 18!!!

...No Kiddie...

Is it just me or is ADHD a pandemic to kids nowadays.

Yeah, they're cute, but they scare the hell out of me. I just went to this party, and there were only 3 children present...3 children and I merely got out of there alive. There were food fights and cat fights and poopy fights, broken windows , broken dishes, dead christmas trees, broken fists and faces. It was horrible, I thought my life was over. Luckily I have something very precious ( and yummy ) to offer, so I managed to bribe one of them and sneak out. If not, I would've been sizzling hot dead meat by now . I was particularly scared because one of them keep yelling DIE MOSH ROOM DIE!!!

eh I love Mosh PIts pa naman. BUti na lang I was in a baby doll dress so there's no way he'd make the connection. I think I will wear baby doll dresses more often, better safe than sorry. If I were you, I'd do the same.

JUst a piece of advice..Beware of kids. If you see one, no matter how cute it is, always remember that it could be infected. Also, if you're wondering what is the precious ( and yummy) thing that saved my life, it is the ooh so yummy and oh so juicy...BOOGER.

hambooger, cheesebooger, ricebooger, whatever booger that is..kids love it.

how about you, what's your recent encounter with kids?

..pakchet...

Now is one of those times when I stop my usual routine of nonsense and idiocy and let my mind explore its capacities for deep sensical thinking. This time, my mind tumbled upon

THe analogy of F*CK and SH*T.

leak and poo

My meditation and brainstorming led me to the discovery that indeed, these two most used words have more things in common than being monosyllabic.

1. 90% of the world's population think of them atleast 80% of the time making them the two "most thought of" things in the world. If you're part of the 10%, you're obviously abnormal.

2. They both induce sweating, heavy breathing, tightening of anal muscles, finger crossing, cries of pain, cries of pleasure, panting and twitching of the eyes . On extreme cases, they also cause blinding sensations and spasm.

3. Both have THE CLIMAX. THe final moment of sweet deliverance. Paradise Found.

4. MUST BE DONE IN PRIVATE, taped, then sent to youtube. It's just too morbid when seen live.

5. Involves the simultaneous insertion of a long, oblong shaped thing into a hole.

6. Also, 80% of the world's population mention these words or it's variations atleast twice a day. IF you're part of the 20%, you're abnormal.

Unfortunately, I have to end my brainstorming for this mind boggling topic because I still have a problem set to answer. I also have to stop typing because I have nothing more to say.pakchet!